ishapoopyface:

jerkidiot:

actually the worst acting in the fuckin world

she winked with both eyes

(Source: jerkidiot, via damonsaviour)

addisonsforbes:

ANY SIGN OF STRUGGLE I WANT YOU TO LET HER GO. SHE IS NOT WORTH A HAIR ON YOUR HEAD. I LOVE YOU. NOW KISS ME.

(Source: kennasdepoitiers, via findmelydia)

(via p-atches)

"Everything you want is coming. Relax and let the universe pick up the timing and the way. You just need to trust that what you want is coming, and watch how fast it comes."

Abraham Hicks (via thosewhowork)

(via veganandbalanced)

all-the-fandoms-and-gifs:

Google is still in denial

all-the-fandoms-and-gifs:

Google is still in denial

(Source: hella-michele, via deniablesmiles)

sherwat:

chrissykilljoybitchtits:

inc-omparable:

im-fandoomed:

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

Here in Canada you can

Here in England we just… scream and run

Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer

Here in Australia you are the murderer

(Source: hashtagugly, via blissfulprettythings)

Things that Tumblr has taught me about girls

heartbrokensmiles:

iwasabirdandyouwereamap:

sabrina-is-with-the-winchesters:

thats-what-urls-do:

nattyswithgatsby:

  • compliments can make their day
  • kiss their neck and they will probably fuck you

This is literally all there is to know

Sounds about right

we’re simple creatures

Also. Pizza.